The bowl is on the floor
The bowl is on the floor
I cannot eat my dinner like that
They know it well this simple fact
It is not wrinkle, crazy or fad
A floor placed bowl is simply bad
I know this because I once had
To leap away to save myself
From injury or something else
Just as nasty, heaven knows
The fear inside me grows and grows
So refuse to eat if on the floor
And instead run for the door.